The Mall... Again

I was at the mall, and I was sipping vitamin water(which by the way is gross, bu I thought I would try it)and I was with my mom. We passed a chicken dude who was handing out free samples.They usually say something like, "Would you like to try our sesame chicken?" but this time he said, "Have a nice evening, dear." I was expecting him to ask me to try the chicken, so I said, "No thank you." Then I took huge swig of vitamin water. Then my mom said, "You know that he was just saying 'Have a nice evening, dear.' You said No thank you. Do you not want to have a nice evening or something?" Then in the middle of the food court, vitamin water sprayed out of my nose. Everybody stared. It was so scary. I was cracking up. My face turned as red as the dragonfruit punch that I was drinking. I walked around the entire mall looking at the ground. I was humiliated.
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P.S.
I listened to their debut CexCells, and it was gr11! It was very alternitronic technoxcore.

Oh, Lordy

Please forgive my idleness. I just have been sooooo busy with life. Not really. I went to Floridia with Ciss. It was awesome. I tried Wakeboarding, it was comical. I gave Mickey a hug. YAY!

School is gr7. The new girls r nice, and I'm sooooooo glad it's my last year @ Marty's. I want to have a bonfire party and invite everyone over to burn their uniforms.I cut my pink hair. :'( :sniff::sniff: but now its cute and curly.

Oh yeah, I doodle 2 much. Ask any1, they'll tell you.

I just discovered this band called Alien Ant Farm. They're kewl. They sound a bit like Incubus. They've been around for years and I knew about them, but I just started listening to their music.

Okity-Dokity
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You have a bird on your head.

Ok. I was babysitting a group of kids @ Barnes & Noble. I saw a book called "You Have a Bird On Your Head". I read it out loud, and I was cracking up. The little kids giggled at it a little, but I thought it was the funniest thing ever! (only cuz it was!) It was like, Piggie, do I have something on my head? And Piggie was like, Yes, you do! YOU HAVE A BIRD ON YOUR HEAD! Yeah, I know. Funny stuff. I think I found a new favorite book!

Emo

Am I emo? The Emo quiz said I'm 70%!!! Then it dissed my face and made me feel sad. WAT DUZ IT NO???? IT'S JUST A QUIZ! So what if I like Coheed and Cambria and have bangs with a white streak through my hair! Ten it waz all lke "at least you have mascara to make you feel better. I waz lke, SHUT UP!!!!!!! are you emo? www.theemoquiz.com
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Sorry I've been gone for so long!

Ok. I'll keep it short-ish. Well I'll try. Ok. I finished the last Harry Potter book. It was gr9. (1 better than gr8, in case u didn't know) The ending was awesome. I took my mom to a new restaurant and she was wondering if it was a dressy kinda place, and I wasn't really thinking so I said, "Well, its kinda un-dressy!" No it was NOT a strip club. It was a diner. I really meant to say it was very very casual. I'll leave you alone for now.

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P.S. Test Your Reflex's song Pieces of the Sun is really gr10!

Sick Puppy

My poor dog Misty keeps puking, so I took her to the vet. The vet was all like, "You are so cute!" and she wouldn't stop. Mist was probably thinking something like, "Just give me some freakin' medicine already!" Whatever. I'm just glad it wasn't me puking nonstop!

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