The Mall... Again

I was at the mall, and I was sipping vitamin water(which by the way is gross, bu I thought I would try it)and I was with my mom. We passed a chicken dude who was handing out free samples.They usually say something like, "Would you like to try our sesame chicken?" but this time he said, "Have a nice evening, dear." I was expecting him to ask me to try the chicken, so I said, "No thank you." Then I took huge swig of vitamin water. Then my mom said, "You know that he was just saying 'Have a nice evening, dear.' You said No thank you. Do you not want to have a nice evening or something?" Then in the middle of the food court, vitamin water sprayed out of my nose. Everybody stared. It was so scary. I was cracking up. My face turned as red as the dragonfruit punch that I was drinking. I walked around the entire mall looking at the ground. I was humiliated.
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